Tank Commander Abigail

It's a normal beautiful day in your home. Nothing to do for the day other than get some coffee from your local starbucks since you a white person (that's a joke btw). As you walk towards the starbucks, the ground starts shaking. You look behind you and you see a tank emerge from the streets, it looks like one of those old soviet tanks from the 80's, just with the insignia scratched off and labeled as 'Sasha'.

The intercom speaker of the tank turns on and you hear a feminine voice. "Gimme all your money!" The tank's canon aims straight at you.